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CacaoFit™ Crew VIP Kit
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CacaoFit™ Crew VIP Kit
CacaoFit™ Crew VIP Kit
CacaoFit™ Crew VIP Kit
CacaoFit™ Crew VIP Kit
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You deserve to feel happy AND energized WITHOUT crashing...

Harvard researcher says no more coffee or energy drinks (do this instead)




And I'm here to let you in on aBETTER WAYthat is still a bit of asecret in the US...


Hi, my name's Eric Raum, I'm the founder of the health startup Sempora. My work's been featured on CNN, ABC, and even things people actually watch like Unilad ;)


And while I may be full of energy and passion today, it wasn’t always that way...


Now don’t get me wrong, I've had a lot of fun in my life. 


I was in a rock band that toured the country with my favorite musicians. Then I was a photographer, spending years in war zones across the middle east



But when I finally moved back to the US and things started to settle down…


Life started to feel like a grind.


You know that feeling? Like, you don’t hate life, but you’re not loving it either.



I was slamming coffee and energy drinks every day, but these left me feeling like a zombie...


I'd be awake, but my "spark" was gone.


I felt caught in a catch-22, I had to keep downing caffeine and sugar to keep up with the pace of daily life... 


But the caffeine and sugar made that daily life feel numb and jittery.


There had to be a better way...


I'd already read all the self-help books, I'd watched all the YouTube videos... 


But I was still searching forreal answers I could trust. Then I had acrazy idea...


What if I stopped asking for other people's opinions and learned how the body worked myself? 


What if I went back to school?

I’ll admit, I never liked school. I barely graduated college. But if I was going to find the REAL answers, I wanted to learn from the best.


So I said… whatever the least-cringey version of “YOLO” is… and applied to Harvard Medical School’s HMX program in Biochemistry and Physiology



And by some miracle (or paperwork mixup) they let a regular guy like me in.


And I’m glad they did, because by the time I finished (with honors, what’s up), I discovered the TRUTH about caffiene and "energy"...


And if you’re sick of being dependent on coffee and energy drinks, you’ll want to hear this…


Caffeine doesn't give you energy, it just blocks the signal telling you that you need to go to sleep...


It's kind of like this... Imagine you're working late, and some guy named Jeff is supposed to relieve you. Jeff should be here any minute...


At this point, you're overworked, you're tired, and you're ready to be done. Jeff needs to get his butt over here...


Now in this situation, taking caffeine would be like someone blocking Jeff at the door

You're still just as tired, but you aren't getting the message that Jeff is here, so you just keep working. 

That's because caffeine doesn't give you "cellular energy", it just blocks the signal your body uses to say "it's time to be done!"

Your body stays just as tired, you just keep on going, and you keep getting more tired, even if you don't realize it at first...


There had to be a better solution, something that would help give real energy, not just mask my tiredness...



I spent the next few months pouring over research papers


I looked into every “superfood” I could to find out what had real, proven studies behind it and what was just hype

One night, I had my nose in achemistry journal, papers strewn across the table, when my wife, Eliza, dropped a big boxon top of everything…


“Look, our honeymoon stuff! I found it in the basement.” 


Before I could say another word, Eliza let out a scream like some kind of exotic bird


“CAWCAW!”



I knew exactly what she was talking about… 


Years before, when we first landed in Fiji for our honeymoon, we had this really memorable taxi driver. 


He was the happiest, most energetic guy we’d ever met, and in that short ride he made a huge impact on us. 


So much so that I asked him, “What’s your secret?” 


He gave a wink and smile, and as he drove off he leaned out the window, “It’s the CAWCAW! CAWCAW CHOCOLATE!” 


We had no clue what he was talking about until we saw a brochure about the history of Cacao production in Fiji. 



You see, Raw Cacao comes from the same beans used to make chocolate…

The difference is,Raw Cacao hasn’t been roasted to a crisp like the cocoa powder you find in regular chocolate bars. 


This is important, because it means all the beneficial compounds found inside the raw plant haven’t been burnt away…


Pretty interesting stuff, but being on my honeymoon, I had plenty of other things on my mind, and didn’t give it anymore thought than that. 


If only I’d known then what I know now…



When my wife let out that “CAW-CAW” and the memory came flooding back, I jumped up and ran over to my computer…


From my first search, I was met with page after page of research papers showing how raw cacao helps with the exact cellular energy I was researching!


Instead of caffeine, Cacao contains theobromine, and many additional Flavanols. 


These have been shown to help increase cellular energy, instead of just blocking your body's "tired signal". 


And it even revealed Cacao’s secret power: Anandamide. 


Raw Cacao is one of the only foods in the world to contain this rare neurotransmitter, and you'll want to try it yourself


Because this little compound has been called the “bliss molecule”, responsible for those feelings of bliss that go far beyond just feeling “happy”.... (um, yes please)



And get this, Cacao also has a long history of being used by cultures across the world to help bring them closer to their purpose and passion


And that makes sense… 


Wouldn’t it be a lot easier to follow your passion If you had something gave you a boost of clean energy every day without leaving you more tired?


When I read that, I was so sure I’d found my answer that I headed straight to my local health food store and bought a big bag of raw cacao…


But there was a problem. 



As healthy as Raw Cacao is, the reason it’s typically roasted into cocoa powder… is because of the taste.


It’s bitter. Like bitter bitter. Think 100% baking chocolate times a hundred, bitter….


But before I was ready to give up, I wanted to dig a little further into the world of Cacao…



And it turns out… quality is important. The typical Cacao you’ll find online and in stores is kind of like the “school cafeteria” version. Sold in bulk, flavorless, and not very enjoyable…


Can you imagine judging all pizza based on a slice you had in an elementary school cafeteria?


Well it turns out, there are also top-shelf, organic, premium versions of Raw Cacao as well. 


These are refined, bursting with flavor, and packed full of the good stuff I was after…


So I had an idea…



What if I took this premium, organic Raw Cacao…


And mixed it with the most promising superfoods from my research, like Lion's Mane Mushroom, Cinnamon, and more…


And created a healthy drink to help connect me with my purpose and passion?


I had to find out… So with Eliza’s help, we tested dozens of different ratios of ingredients, balancing researched amounts with a flavor we loved…


Then we brought in friends and family to help us taste test until it was a hit across the board…



We wanted it to have zero sugar, artificial sweeteners, fillers or preservatives.


And to make it as accessible as possible, we wanted it to be keto and vegan friendly, dairy-free, and only 40 calories a serving…


After months of testing, we finally had it…


We decided to call it CacaoFit, because it was created to apply the ancient power of Cacao to your physical and mental fitness.


And the results were literally life-changing... 



As I started my morning ritual of blending up my CacaoFit with warm almond milk while setting my intention for the day…


I was amazed at how quickly things changed


As I made it a part of my daily routine, things  started to feel exciting again because I wasn't running on empty anymore...


It was like the color had been added back into life, because I wasn't always tired. I felt more curious and creative than I had in years… 


I even invented a new kind of flute and launched a successful business around it, sending these flutes across the world. (random, I know)



And I truly believe none of it would have happened without CacaoFit. 


CacaoFit may not be some magical elixir that fixes every problem…


But what it does do is help you stay energized instead of just masking your tiredness.


It helps you feel like YOU again! 



It’s also been a gift to my relationship with Eliza… I’ll admit, I haven’t always been the best at knowing how to open up and connect…


But when you don't feel tired all the time, and you're pursuing your purpose


It makes authentically connecting with your partner so much more effortless


It helps make having fun seem natural again!


Now it’s your turn... 



After seeing how CacaoFit helped improve our lives, and the lives of those we shared it with, we knew we had to let more people know…


But how? 


Well, remember that flute I made after taking CacaoFit? 


Last winter I posted a video of me playing it on this app, TikTok. I hadn’t heard about TikTok before and I was surprised at what I found…


Instead of being pretentious and fake like other social media apps, people were authentic, vulnerable, and downright absurd in the best way possible. 


These felt like my people. 


And THIS was the community we wanted to share CacaoFit with first. 



So, with the help of my morning CacaoFit, I leaned into the fun, the creative, and the absurd,and crafted the bizarre ad you saw today. 


All to bring you to this moment and give you something not many people get: The chance to wake up. 


If you’ve read this far, you are all-too-familiar with "caffeine-energy". You deserve more than those jittery, tired hours spent on "borrowed time". 


It’s time to do something different


There are seasons in your life, and you deserve to close the chapter on coffee and energy drinks. 


Something better is waiting…


It's time to put yourself first and say “Yes!” to CacaoFitby clicking the "Get Started" button and checking out on the next page…



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And when you say “Yes” today, I’m going to celebrate your decision with some very special gifts


When you place your CacaoFit order today, you are also going to get (drum roll, please) a brand new premium CacaoFit Frother, valued at $20, absolutely free :) 


This makes CacaoFit an even better experience…



And on top of this, I’m including a special CacaoFit sticker, AND my digital CacaoFit Recipe Book Bundle.

This bundle includes over 50 different CacaoFit recipes, including smoothies, desserts, fast snacks, and more...



All of this is my gift to you, just click the button below to checkout now, and your CacaoFit Crew package will be on its way to you shortly. 


I also want to assure you that when youjoin my CacaoFit Crew,you’re a part of my tribe, and I take that responsibility very seriously.


I may joke and be a bit eccentric, but that's because I fully believe in the power of CacaoFit and what it can do for your life…


I’ll be as eccentric as it takes to make sure you know that something better is waiting for you!


Don’t wait any longer, go ahead and checkout below and let's get this new chapter in your life started, together!


Talk Soon,

Eric


P.S. People have asked what CacaoFit tastes like, it’s kind of like hot chocolate’s more distinguished and wise cousin that has really classy taste… 


You will love it, and if you don’t just send it back my way for a full and fast refund, no questions asked!



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What are the ingredients?

Each serving of CacaoFit contains: Organic Cacao,  Organic MCT (healthy fat that helps gives CacaoFit its creaminess), Cocoa bean for extra chocolate flavor,  Organic Coconut Milk Powder, Organic Cinnamon, Organic Turmeric, Lion's Mane Mushroom, Acacia, Natural Vanilla flavor, Monk Fruit Extract, and Himalayan Sea Salt

Does it have caffeine in it?

The organic Cacao will have very little caffeine, around 12mg per serving vs the 90+mg you'll find in a cup of coffee. Instead, Cacao is high in theobromine. This gives you an energized boost without the tell-tale crash of caffeine!

How do I make it?

The fastest way is to mix it with warm milk, almond milk, coconut milk, etc. But you don't have to stop there... The 3 recipe books included with your order will have you trying CacaoFit smoothies, desserts, and more!

Is this for the bois?

Broski, as a bro myself, I made this with you in mind... Yes, me and the bois all drink this because we are sick of feeling like we reaally need a nap all the time. You know how much easier it is to put up with all of life's BS when you aren't tired? Way, waaaaay easier. It's called the good life, come join us...

Can I order CacaoFit on Amazon?

To keep my prices as low as possible, I am bringing this straight to you with no middle-men. That means you can only buy authentic CacaoFit right here through our online store.

How is this different than Mud Water?

Have you tried Mud Water? Did you actually like it?If so, cool, you should keep supporting them, because that isn't the case for everybody. 

If you want something that has real research behind it, includes the most potent mushroom there is (Lion's Mane),  AND actually tastes good, then you will want CacaoFit

In my personal opinion, you don't have to look much further than the name... CacaoFit tastes like Cacao. Mud Water? I'll let you decide...

Is there a one-time option?

They say that Rome wasn't built in a day... And so many of the habits you have built up from years of living life with your "feel-good tank" on empty have developed over time. As much as I wish you could take one sip of CacaoFit and have all your problems disappear, the truth is it takes time to undo all the "stuff" that's been holding you back

That's why I strongly encourage you to be a part of our CacaoFit Crew, and get your monthly care package. If you read this letter, then you KNOW the time for change is now, and you have a clear path forward...

The worst thing you can do is derail that progress by "seeing what happens", that is, going into this new season already full of doubt!

Believe in yourself, and believe in the power of the research behind these ingredients! Let CacaoFit into your life and accept the positive change!

That said, I don't want to lose someone who is on the fence of changing their life... So we do offer single jar options on our regular website, found here: store.sempora.co

How many calories does it have? Gluten? Vegan? Keto?

CacaoFit has about 40 calories per serving, with most of these coming from the healthy fats, like Cacao, Coconut powder, and MCT. 


It has zero sugar, zero gluten, and is Keto and Vegan friendly!