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”Did you really think you’d be happy all the time? Welcome to the real world…”

Uhhh, I came to the doctor for answers, not to get roasted 😕


But that’s what he said when I finally opened up about how I’d been feeling: waking up tired, constantly frustrated, feeling kind of… meh.



You ever feel that way? Like your “happiness-fuel-tank” is on empty and it’s been that way for a while?


If so, then clicking on that strange ad was probably the best thing you’ve done for yourself all year


Because I’m about to share a juicy little secret that will help you wake up, jump out of bed, and karate kick all the good vibes right back into your life...



Oh, did I mention I have a secret? Secret, secret, secret... I know having a big secret solution to your problems sounds far-fetched…


Especially a secret that lets you fill your day with joy without having to give up anything you love…


But, hey, if I can time travel with a puppet, I can also have a pretty cool secret…



And if you want to live a life packed full of fun, happiness, and creativity… then you’ll probably agree, this secret is pretty cool. Pretty cool indeed…


My name is Eric Raum, I'm the founder of the health startup Sempora. My work's been featured on CNN, ABC, and even things people actually watch like Unilad ;)


And while I may be living a life full of passion, happiness, and creativity today (kind of a cringe humble brag, but only because I’m going to show you how), it wasn’t always that way...


Now don’t get me wrong, I've had a lot of fun in my life. 


I was in a rock band that toured the country with my favorite musicians. Then I was a photographer, spending years in war zones across the middle east



But when I finally moved back to the US and things started to settle down…


Life started to feel kind of… grey.


I wasn’t clinically “pressed", but man, things just didn’t seem as happy or positive as they used to, and life started to feel kind of “mid” if you will… 


You know that feeling? Like, you don’t hate life, but you’re not loving it either.



The problem was, the more I asked around, the more I realized so many other people felt this way, too, but they thought it was "just the way things were”.


Maybe you’ve felt like that, too, like “this is it, so I better get used to it” ? 


If so, then what I’m about to share is going to open your eyes to something new and different…


You see, back then, I was NOT content with “the way things were”.


I’d lived a fulfilling life for years and I wasn’t going to give up on my future happiness. So I fought back…


The first thing I did was try every self-help thing known to humanity. Books? I read them. Pills? I swallowed them. Meditation? I was practically floating…



But all that did was pull me in different directions  without helping much at all. 


At the end of the day, I still felt like I was living that dreaded “so-so life”.


What does the “so-so life” look like? 

  • Drinking coffee and energy drinks just to get through the day

  • Waking up unhappy

  • Not feeling fulfilled by your work or hobbies

  • Getting stuck “consuming”... news, tv, social media… and none of it makes you “feel” much of anything anymore (aside from the rare chuckle on TT)

If any of those sound like you, don’t worry, because I had all of these issues and more, and what I found changed everything… 


But back then, nothing I tried seemed to help.


So I sucked it up, got over my aversion to doctors (I spent a week in the hospital as a kid after landing on my head jumping out of a swing), and booked an appointment, ready to find some answers…


But when my doctor basically told me it’s "just the way it is” as well, I knew I was on my own.


Walking out of that doctor’s office, I felt like I’d just been given a death sentence. A slow, joyless one at that.


I was out of options, out of energy, and out of motivation to fix this. I got home and slumped onto the couch, ready to veg out and feel sorry for myself…


But when I turned on the TV, it was like a message from God…


Because there in front of me was the true storyof a woman whose brother had been wrongly accused and sent to prison for life


She was so committed to fixing this injustice that she went back to school, got her law degree, and WON his appeal!


She set him free.


At that moment, I realized, as dramatic as it may sound... 

I was living in a sort of prison as well. But it wasn’t just me…


It was my friends and family, people I cared about, all stuck in the prison of a life without daily joy, happiness, and passion.


If this woman could go back to school to save one man, could I do the same to help all the people I loved?


I’ll admit, I never liked school. I barely graduated college. But if I was going to find the REAL answers, I wanted to learn from the best.


So I said… whatever the least-cringey version of “YOLO” is… and applied to Harvard Medical School’s HMX program in Biochemistry and Physiology



And by some miracle (or paperwork mixup) they let a regular guy like me in.


And I’m glad they did, because by the time I finished (with honors, what’s up), I discovered the REAL problem you’re not being told about


And if you’re sick and tired of feeling, well, sick and tired more often than not, you’ll want to hear this…


You see, when I finally learned how it all worked, it reminded me of this beat up old Land Rover I had in Dubai.



One night on my way home, it started to shake and sputter before coming to a stop


After poking around under the hood, I realized, wait a second, “It ain’t got any gas in’it”...


There I was, stuck in the heat (it was still like 90F at 10pm there), far from home, wishing I was in bed. I wanted NOTHING more than to start that car and drive. I wanted it so badly. 


But all the wanting in the world couldn’t make it budge. 


Unless I filled it with the right fuel, the machine simply couldn’t operate.



It’s the same thing with your life. 


You are steering a machine called a body, and your feelings of happiness, joy, or excitement are the outcomes of that machine using the right fuel to release the right chemicals at the right time.


And if the fuel tank is empty? You can “want” all you want.. 


Want to feel better. Want to enjoy life more. Want to feel happy every day


But without the right fuel, all the wanting in the world will leave you metaphorically stuck on the side of the road, helpless to get out of your situation alone


Sound familiar?


When I learned this, I knew I’d found the truth about my problem. 


At Harvard, they explained how neurotransmitters like dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, and endorphins were the actual chemicals responsible for feeling happy, content, excited, and loved…


And without enough of these, life can seem dark even when everything’s going great. 


But how do you get more of the right “feel-good-fuel” into your machine?


That’s the exact answer I went on a mission to discover



I spent the next few months pouring over research papers


I looked into every “superfood” I could to find out what had real, proven studies behind it and what was just hype


Even though I’d found some incredible research on things like certain mushrooms and MCT oil, I still didn’t have that one powerhouse that could tick every box…


Something that has been shown to help increase energy, improve focus, and most importantly, fill up your “feel-good-fuel-tank” so you can experience the happiness you deserve...


But for all my research, I should have known it would come from a place never expected…



One night, I had my nose in a chemistry journal, papers strewn across the table, when my wife, Eliza, dropped a big box on top of everything…


“Look, our honeymoon stuff! I found it in the basement.” 


Now I’ll be honest, I used to get pretty grumpy when I was interrupted during something I was focused on. Chalk it up to me just being half a sour-puss most of the time :/


But when I saw the look in her eyes, what could I say? So I put down the journal and grabbed a picture from the box. 


Soon we were telling stories, and even laughing (rare those days), when all of a sudden, my wife let out a scream like some kind of exotic bird


“CAWCAW!”



I knew exactly what she was talking about… 


Years before, when we first landed in Fiji for our honeymoon, we had this really memorable taxi driver. 


He was the happiest guy we’d ever met, and in that short ride he made a huge impact on us. 


So much so that I asked him, “What’s your secret to being so happy?” 


He gave a wink and smile, and as he drove off he leaned out the window, “It’s the CAWCAW! CAWCAW CHOCOLATE!” 


We had no clue what he was talking about until we saw a brochure about the history of Cacao production in Fiji. 



You see, Raw Cacao comes from the same beans used to make chocolate…


The difference is, Raw Cacao hasn’t been roasted to a crisp like the cocoa powder you find in regular chocolate bars. 


This is important, because it means all the beneficial compounds found inside the raw plant haven’t been burnt away…


Pretty interesting stuff, but being on my honeymoon, I had plenty of other things on my mind, and didn’t give it anymore thought than that. 


If only I’d known then what I know now…




When my wife let out that “CAW-CAW” and the memory came flooding back, I jumped up and ran over to my computer…


From my first search, I was met with page after page of research papers showing how raw cacao helps with the exact neurotransmitters I was researching!


And it even revealed Cacao’s secret power: Anandamide. 


Raw Cacao is one of the only foods in the world to contain this rare neurotransmitter, and if you are ready to feel better, you'll want to try it yourself


Because this little compound has been called the “bliss molecule”, responsible for those feelings of bliss that go far beyond just feeling “happy”.... (um, yes please)



And get this, Cacao also has a long history of being used by cultures across the world to help bring them closer to their purpose and passion


And that makes sense… 


Wouldn’t it be a lot easier to follow your passion If you had something filling your “happy-tank” PLUS giving you a boost of clean energy every day?


When I read that, I was so sure I’d found my answer that I headed straight to my local health food store and bought a big bag of raw cacao…


But there was a problem. 



As healthy as Raw Cacao is, the reason it’s typically roasted into cocoa powder… is because of the taste.


It’s bitter. Like bitter bitter. Think 100% baking chocolate times a hundred, bitter….


In short, it was gross. And here I was SO CLOSE!!!!


But before I was ready to give up, I wanted to dig a little further into the world of Cacao…



And it turns out… quality is important. The typical Cacao you’ll find online and in stores is kind of like the “school cafeteria” version. Sold in bulk, flavorless, and not very enjoyable…


Can you imagine judging all pizza based on a slice you had in an elementary school cafeteria?


Well it turns out, there are also top-shelf, organic, premium versions of Raw Cacao as well. 


These are refined, bursting with flavor, and packed full of the good stuff I was after…


So I had an idea…



What if I took this premium, organic Raw Cacao…


And mixed it with the most promising superfoods from my research, like Lion's Mane Mushroom, Cinnamon, and more…


And created a healthy drink to help connect me with my purpose and passion?


Could I create my own rituals and use this Raw Cacao to help fill up my feel-good tank and start enjoying life again?


I had to find out… So with Eliza’s help, we tested dozens of different ratios of ingredients, balancing researched amounts with a flavor we loved…


Then we brought in friends and family to help us taste test until it was a hit across the board…



We wanted it to have zero sugar, artificial sweeteners, fillers or preservatives.


And to make it as accessible as possible, we wanted it to be keto and vegan friendly, dairy-free, and only 40 calories a serving…


After months of testing, we finally had it…


We decided to call it CacaoFit, because it was created to apply the ancient power of Cacao to your physical and mental fitness.


And the results were literally life-changing... 



As I started my morning ritual of blending up my CacaoFit with warm almond milk while setting my intention for the day…


I was amazed at how quickly things changed. It was like a dark cloud was lifted off of me…


I wasn’t waking up tired and frustrated. I was actually happy!


And as I made it a part of my daily routine, things in life started to feel exciting again...


It was like the color had been added back into life. I felt curious and creative for the first time in years… 


I even invented a new kind of flute and launched a successful business around it, sending these flutes across the world. (random, I know)



And none of it would have happened without CacaoFit. And I actually mean that, wholeheartedly.


CacaoFit may not be some magical elixir that fixes every problem…


But what it does do is help you get your own power back…


It helps you feel like YOU again! 



It’s also been a gift to my relationship with Eliza… I’ll admit, I haven’t always been the best at knowing how to open up and connect…


But when your “feel-good tank” is full, and you are pursuing your purpose


It makes authentically connecting with your partner so much more effortless


It makes having fun seem natural again!


All in all, CacaoFit helps me feel in control of my life and my future. 


Now it’s time it helps YOU, too! 



After seeing how CacaoFit helped improve our lives, and the lives of those we shared it with, we knew we had to let more people know…


But how? 


Well, remember that flute I made after taking CacaoFit? 


Last winter I posted a video of me playing it on this app, TikTok. I hadn’t heard about TikTok before and I was surprised at what I found…


Instead of being pretentious and fake like other social media apps, people were authentic, vulnerable, and downright absurd in the best way possible. 


These felt like my people. 


And THIS was the community we wanted to share CacaoFit with first. 



So, with the help of my morning CacaoFit, I leaned into the fun, the creative, and the absurd,and crafted the bizarre ad you saw today. 


All to bring you to this moment and give you something not many people get: The chance to change your life. 


If you’ve read this far, you are all-too-familiar with the “so-so life”... 


It’s time to get rid of it


It hasn’t served you, and it isn’t going to change on its own. 


There are seasons in your life, and you deserve to close the chapter on this one. 


Something better is waiting…


Imagine how good a fresh start will feel... 


It's time for you to enter a new era where you feel empowered... 


Where your body feels like it’s working WITH you, not against you... 


Where you feel connected to your purpose and passion...


It's time to put your own happiness first for once and say “Yes!” to CacaoFitby clicking the "Get Started" button and checking out on the next page…



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And when you say “Yes” today, I’m going to celebrate your decision with some very special gifts


When you place your CacaoFit order today, you are also going to get (drum roll, please) a brand new premium CacaoFit Frother, valued at $20, absolutely free :) 


This makes CacaoFit an even better experience…



And on top of this, I’m including a special CacaoFit sticker, AND my digital CacaoFit Recipe Book Bundle.

This bundle includes over 50 different CacaoFit recipes, including smoothies, desserts, fast snacks, and more...



All of this is my gift to you, just click the button below to checkout now, and your CacaoFit Crew package will be on its way to you shortly. 


I also want to assure you that when youjoin my CacaoFit Crew,you’re a part of my tribe, and I take that responsibility very seriously.


I may joke and be a bit eccentric, but that's because I fully believe in the power of CacaoFit and what it can do for your life…


I’ll be as eccentric as it takes to make sure you know that something better is waiting for you!


Don’t wait any longer, go ahead and checkout below and let's get this new chapter in your life started, together!


Talk Soon,

Eric


P.S. People have asked what CacaoFit tastes like, it’s kind of like hot chocolate’s more distinguished and wise cousin that has really classy taste… 


You will love it, and if you don’t just send it back my way for a full and fast refund, no questions asked!



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What are the ingredients?

Each serving of CacaoFit contains: Organic Cacao,  Organic MCT (healthy fat that helps gives CacaoFit its creaminess), Cocoa bean for extra chocolate flavor,  Organic Coconut Milk Powder, Organic Cinnamon, Organic Turmeric, Lion's Mane Mushroom, Acacia, Natural Vanilla flavor, Monk Fruit Extract, and Himalayan Sea Salt

Does it have caffeine in it?

The organic Cacao will have very little caffeine, around 12mg per serving vs the 90+mg you'll find in a cup of coffee. Instead, Cacao is high in theobromine. This gives you an energized boost without the tell-tale crash of caffeine!

How do I make it?

The fastest way is to mix it with warm milk, almond milk, coconut milk, etc. But you don't have to stop there... The 3 recipe books included with your order will have you trying CacaoFit smoothies, desserts, and more!

What are your shipping & handling charges?

Your order will ship within the US for free!

Can I order CacaoFit on Amazon?

To keep my prices as low as possible, I am bringing this straight to you with no middle-men. That means you can only buy authentic CacaoFit right here through our online store.

How is this different than Mud Water?

Have you tried Mud Water? Did you actually like it?If so, cool, you should keep supporting them, because that isn't the case for everybody. 

If you want something that has real research behind it, includes the most potent mushroom there is (Lion's Mane),  AND actually tastes good, then you will want CacaoFit

In my personal opinion, you don't have to look much further than the name... CacaoFit tastes like Cacao. Mud Water? I'll let you decide...

Is there a one-time option?

They say that Rome wasn't built in a day... And so many of the habits you have built up from years of living life with your "feel-good tank" on empty have developed over time. As much as I wish you could take one sip of CacaoFit and have all your problems disappear, the truth is it takes time to undo all the "stuff" that's been holding you back

That's why I strongly encourage you to be a part of our CacaoFit Crew, and get your monthly care package. If you read this letter, then you KNOW the time for change is now, and you have a clear path forward...

The worst thing you can do is derail that progress by "seeing what happens", that is, going into this new season already full of doubt!

Believe in yourself, and believe in the power of the research behind these ingredients! Let CacaoFit into your life and accept the positive change!

That said, I don't want to lose someone who is on the fence of changing their life... So we do offer single jar options on our regular website, found here: store.sempora.co

How many calories does it have? Gluten? Vegan? Keto?

CacaoFit has about 40 calories per serving, with most of these coming from the healthy fats, like Cacao, Coconut powder, and MCT. 


It has zero sugar, zero gluten, and is Keto and Vegan friendly!